Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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