Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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