And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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