I understand Curling. That high.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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