just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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