First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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