I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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