The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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