i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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