Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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