eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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