Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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