I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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