Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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