My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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