so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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