Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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