There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The beer is more important than you right now.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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