I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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