Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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