But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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