Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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