I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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