you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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