Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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