Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
is wine microwaveable?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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