my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Come see our sink grown plant.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
