So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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