from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My vagina is officially offended.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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