Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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