i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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