we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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