no, he came in my armpit
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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