At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
