she peed on how many people?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
