Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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