You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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