I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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