I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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