She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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