I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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