my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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