drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just pee around me
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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