My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I think i peed on brittanys purse
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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