I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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