I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Still dying that you shit outside
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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