You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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