You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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