we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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