Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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