champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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